lumpy cam... ry

The Starlet parked in the garage after its unfortunate death by run bearing, I was out of a vehicle, MUM TO THE RESCUE! the lovely lady that is my mum, was happy to lend me her rather new Mitsubishi Colt Sport. blue in colour its an absolute animal. After confirming the purchase of a t50 bell housing for the attachment of the t50 gearbox, i was cruising down the motorway at about ten to six in the evening. the sun coming down i hit glare, it wouldn't go away... and then it did... replaced by nice, shiny, BRIGHT RED Honda Fit tail lights. BOOM i hit the bastard, 100km's into a stationary new Honda Fit. it wasn't pretty. mums car was looking a bit bent up and shit. the Honda didn't look so bad though... then i opened the boot and it dawned upon me that the Honda was also very well bent and looking shitter that it would usually. after standing on the side of the motorway swapping details and dropping multiple f bombs i was on my way to give my mum the bad news... fml.

She was good about it after the insurance was confirmed. shes cool like that. but now i was really out of a car as i wasn't going to be behind the wheel of her car anymore. Then one day i receive an email titled: Do You Want A Car? i had to reply. the email was from one of my teachers and all around legend Ana Hislop. turns out her 1994 Toyota Camry had failed a warrant and had received a car from her father and had no use for the old girl.

so after a bottle of Hennessey and many thanks, the deal was done and i received this...

  

this car after a few modifications including a matte black, gold flamed bonnet and bitch squirter made this car one of the most enjoyable cars i have ever driven. unfortunately after a year of service the thermostat started to pack up. no major but i decided it was time to buy something else. the big brown beast. the eighties were calling. But more on that later. i leave you with the image of the bitch squirter. a bumper mounted window squirter on a carbon fiber panel specially angled to precisely squirt bitches and douche bags bang on the face and groin area. enjoy...

James out.... g